Just saw this very important sign 🪧

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• ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t pee on the scissors you use to cut your eggs, didn’t mama tell you that?

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  • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Cut your eggs in half.

    It’s financial advice for cooking at home.

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Very wise in this economy.

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    • Floodedwomb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s actually a service they offer. You bring round your eggs and they halve them perfectly.

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• 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i appreciate the explicit comms of consequences

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh the other hand… Free vasectomy life hack.

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    • 4oreman@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      *castration

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• brutalist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?

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  • mcqtom@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exactly.

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nowhere.

    You’ll just have a constant stream of pee (although small) coming out of your weiner.

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ve kut off your chohnson !

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• GooberEar@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Makes you wonder why so many people want to go fishing in this spot to begin with.

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