Zombie knife surrender policy had 'huge flaws'

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Are the government really worried that people will buy these and hack their way into the jungles of Hertfordshire?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well you know all those murders that are not being committed with these knives?

    Yeah, well this ban will stop all those murders that are not happening. It is expected to reduce crime rates by up to 0%.

    This brilliant scheme was brought to you by the conservatives. On brand at least.

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• rubikcuber@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Let me guess, it turned out that the zombies didn’t have any knifes.

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