I need something that’s going to GRIP and CLEAN the cum out of my PUBIC HAIR every time I’m in the bathroom and the PINK SOAP doesn’t have that effect which is why I ONLY use TIDE LAUNDRY DETERGRNT
Poll Inside: Do you use the pink hand soap?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Thank you for your important and nuanced contribution to the discussion. Please accept this sandwich pic as a token of gratitude
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Thank YOU. This is the MOST VILE SPECIMEN I have ever been visually assaulted with.
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a nice poll
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Tyvm ily
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
If this bathroom has high water pressure I’ll use the multi use toilet/eyewash station to cleanse my eyeballs from the horrors of this post.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I’ll put you down as a vote for Despacito, then?
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Nobody’s eating it- it just gets between the teeth sometimes
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TIL: I’m nobody because I do enjoy having my breath smell like an exploded flower bouquet. I also like the lubrication it gives my teeth because it makes it easier to smile.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thebular@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Have you previously tried to nibble a fish for comparison? Are we talking live or cooked?
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I cannot answer that question without crying
swab148@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
I use the pink hand soap
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Blocked
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think its Rose flavored
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I want to eat it so badly
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
What in the name of all that is holy, in the vast cosmos of incomprehensible decisions, could have possibly possessed you to smear the vile, unspeakable horror that is poopoo and peepee all over your once-pristine teeth? Have you, in an unprecedented act of lunacy, chosen to abandon every shred of reason and logic left in this universe? And to solve this grotesque catastrophe, of all the myriad possible solutions, you chose—nay, boldly dared—to consume the wretched pink soap, the very embodiment of cleansing torment? Truly, this is a masterstroke of madness!
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You didn’t even answer the poll