I found that out the hard way, trying to make a cookie the size of a brown dwarf star. I shook the flour bag a little too vigorously and, uh-oh spagettification-o’s.
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Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
callyral@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
Fact: the word for “dough” in Portuguese is “massa” and the word for “mass” in Portuguese is also “massa”
superkret@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Not a fact: This is why black holes in Portuguese are called doughnut holes.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Instead of chocolate chips, I added raisins and now no one wants my black hole.
MutilationWave@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You should be brought before the Hague.
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
everything reminds me of that one meme
OpenStars@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
#accidentalblackhole #whoopsiedaisyiendedalllifeonearth
pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 5 weeks ago
“dough” and “mass” are the same word in Spanish
TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
The butter and sugar ones look delicious.
StellarExtract@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
That one in the bottom right looks a bit dense for me.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I like to use a higher ratio of brown sugar and butter, and anybody who wants to take my soft chewy cookies from me can fight me.
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I was going to say, the butter one looks correct to me.
ownsauce@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
And the sugar one looks like a Subway cookie
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
The America Test Kitchen agrees with you.
Their book goes into extensive detail as to why better and dark brown sugar are important to the recipe.