Oh man, i was so lost. I thought the title is about putting something in their asses
Trying to earn a record for "youngest person to <insert a thing>" is just an IRL speedrun
Submitted 7 months ago by kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Pancito@lemmy.world 7 months ago
bstix@feddit.dk 7 months ago
theangryseal@lemmy.world 7 months ago
No shit, I was about his age when I started smoking. I grew up deep in hillbilly Appalachian country and all of the kids I grew up with smoked. I only knew two kids in my whole neighborhood who didn’t smoke and one of them started in their 30s for some reason.
My brother and I robbed a delivery truck when we were 11 and 13 and stole two full boxes of Camel cartons.
bstix@feddit.dk 7 months ago
The gif is of a 2 year old Indonesian kid who made the internet rounds some years ago for smoking two packs a day and the parents “couldn"t stop him”.
He quit smoking later though.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 7 months ago
What if the thing is Super Mario 64 Speedrun world record? That would be speedrun of speedrun.
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
What about the other extreme where you can, for example, be the oldest person to run a marathon? What’s the gaming equivalent of that?
emb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Makes me thing of high-scores runs, mainly in arcade games. Have to play for a long time, and eventually you get stopped by a kill screen.
Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Playing on the highest difficulty level
Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
There is the concept of a “slowrun”.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Im reminded of KurtJMac walking to the Farlands in Minecraft. Guy just started walking 13 years ago and has kept going all this time. The last time he checked his coordinates he was 9,864,725 blocks from spawn. Hes about 70% of the way there so only a few more years to go!
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Incidentally, “youngest person to insert a thing” is a slippery slope and a great way to end up on a list. Shit.