Clearly witchcraft. Spells to make the kids gay. Definitely not a decorative method of adding texture.
What are they hiding?
Submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social 2 months ago
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s sort of an answer, coupled with some interesting speculation.
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol snopes had to fact check it Oreos were cryptic symbols for Freemasons.
frank@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
That’s a great article. I like the answer to the 90 tick marks:
“I bet I just put my compass down and kicked every 4 degrees”
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
the cookie’s form “leaps across stylistic boundaries” to epitomize modernism
Too true
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cookie glyphs
snooggums@midwest.social 2 months ago
It is a calendar that shows the repeating cycle of the world’s destruction and rebirth each time the milk runs out.
Korne127@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yum!
Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 months ago
milk holding glyphs
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah yes, the deep state secrets of Masonic sandwich cookies.
bcgm3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those markings are the key to a map that shows the exact location of Thomas Jefferson’s secret tomb!