Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.
Rotisserie Chimken 2024
Submitted 5 days ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 days ago
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Idk about chicken, but pancakes on the shovel, mmm.
Pancakes served on showels to the crowd during some fucked up russian celebration years ago
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Eat little piggies. The shovel is all yours.
nailingjello@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.
Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 5 days ago
But he is offering you chicken (not eating it). You can trust.
HKPiax@lemmy.world 5 days ago
And a funny hard hat
Renacles@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Does he always hold the same rotisserie chicken or does he switch it up every once in a while?
I’m asking because I feel like supporting him but want to make sure he has plans for the future.
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Man. He’s gonna stuff his little cute mouth with this chicken and be all greasy from it. Then he’s gonna go to sleep for ours.
You better fucking hope it’s televised.
OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them and showed me the ingredients label and nutritional stuff. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.
atro_city@fedia.io 5 days ago
Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else
bruhduh@lemmy.world 5 days ago
*on pollos
grue@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If the cat’s a Republican, it would still be likely to implement Project 2025. I would only vote for the cat if it were running as a Democrat.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 5 days ago
If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.
Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.