Haha! Fooled you! I was already in the shower, with a chainsaw! So there!
Everyone who reads this was at some point(s) in their life seconds away from death, without realising it.
Submitted 6 months ago by ZeroGravitas@lemm.ee to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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CosmicCleric@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Better title would have been:
Someone out there is reading this while taking a shit instead of working!
〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
fubbernuckin@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I realized it all 24 times.
VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I already know of a couple occasions where I was close to dying. Once at 5 I split my head open and had to go to hospital for stitches, I had a tea towel held to my head to stem the flow of blood. The second time was three years ago when I was admitted to hospital because of a flare of Ulcerative Colitis (IBD, Crohn’s disease is the other type) and I lost so much blood over the months I had the flare that I had to get a transfusion and iron infusion.
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If they did not die, then they were not seconds away from it.
brlemworld@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you ride in a car on a highway you are seconds away. If you count your days and weeks and years in seconds, you are seconds away
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 months ago
It is best to approach all idioms literally