Comment on I know Mormons can't have alcohol, but couldn't they just dip their tongue in a glass of beer and not move it?

• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s capillary action. It just rams straight into your bloodstream, no dilution or waiting to go through stomach. It’s fast and effective.

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  • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plus the excitement of risking an overdose!

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, as it doesn’t go through the stomach, do you not puke if you’re experiencing alcohol poisoning?

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    • ShepherdPie@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m sure you’d still puke as it’s nausea that makes you vomit not alcohol sitting in your stomach.

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      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is mostly it. Though, you’re able to expel alcohol if it’s still in your stomach.

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane much faster than by going through your digestive tract. And your anus is lined with mucus membrane.
  It was a craze a decade or so ago where I live, cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol, and some of them ended up in the ER.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cause teenagers did that to get drunk without having their breath smell of alcohol

    Did they ever realize that’s not how that works?

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh but it is. Not familliar with the phrase “boofing,” are you? Works for more than just booze, too, all kinds of things can become a suppository and affect your brain if you ignore the doctors warning you it could kill you, or listen to the ones saying “here’s some butt pills.”

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      • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m very familiar. That’s why I know it won’t keep the smell of alcohol off your breath. The alcohol goes to the blood, and a byproduct goes to the lungs which is exhaled. You can’t defeat a breathalyzer by shoving booze up your ass.

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  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was also a crazy in the US. They called it butt chugging. It was funny to hear politicians talk about how we needed to do something about butt chugging

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  • ShareMySims@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alcohol gets absorbed by mucus membrane

    Cue Eyeball Paul

    Eyeball Paul

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• tburkhol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Colon is part of your large intestine.

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• datelmd5sum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  you’ve never boofed ketamine?

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• FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This literally was a trend in alternative swiss youth a decade or so ago, it works well 😂

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