love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy
Sir, this is a Wendy’s
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southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
People have pulled muscles and dislocated joints trying that.
To quote an unnamed friend of mine: “I love those dreams where you can suck your own dick, and it’s so easy.”
Also quoting the same friend: “no, dude, every guy has that dream, all the time.”
Also quoting that friend: “bullshit man, I can’t be the only one having that dream every night.”
Quoting me, an hour later: “homie, for the last time, I do not want to hear any more stories about your self-suck dreams.”
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
archonet@lemy.lol 1 month ago
I have achieved it, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.
Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, I mean, I’ve been told I have a nice dick, and I’m fond of the damn thing, but if I wanted to suck a dick, no way in hell am I going to break my neck trying to get at my own. Luckily, being hetero means never having to suck dick unless you lose a bet.