Comment on Mario for president
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”
And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.
Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.
Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.
This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand
We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing
boredtortoise@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Tax the rich with blue shells