Video footage after they got the goods:
Comment on Crooks Steal Phone, SMS Records for Nearly All AT&T Customers.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Crooks?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nannies.
goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“Security footage shows several ne’er-do-wells in domino masks fleeing the scene with a number of burlap sacks, clearly marked with bright green dollar signs, no doubt containing the compromised data. AT&T security suggests the culprits must have ‘jimmied open’ their servers with a crowbar, or perhaps a bundle of dynamite detonated via plunger from a safe distance. One suspect is currently in police custody after attempting to escape through a tunnel painted on the side of a brick wall. More on this story as it develops.”
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
But were they wearing black and white striped shirts?