I don’t know why my first thought from this was Ruth Gator Binsburg. Now I just want something like a shitty_watercolor of that.
Comment on “Immensely disappointing”: Nike killing app for $350 self-tying sneakers
conciselyverbose@sh.itjust.works 2 months agoRGB
meco03211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Because that’s what shoes needed.
And that’s what we all needed: more useless spyware
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh god! The Chinese know how tight my shoes are? They could overthrow the entire globe with such devastating info!
TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s adorable you think “shoelace tightness” is all that app has awareness of.