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shalafi@lemmy.world 3 months agoLOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.
My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.
JCreazy@midwest.social 3 months ago
You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.
Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.
Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.
itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.
Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.