I mean it’s too early to trust anyone with this new technology
Comment on Elon Musk’s Neuralink reports trouble with first human brain chip
venoft@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t know which company I would trust developing my brain implant, but it sure as hell isn’t Tesla. Their software and hardware history is less than stellar.
65gmexl3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
el_abuelo@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
For stellar technology you need to go to SpaceX. You’ve been shopping at the wrong Musk store.
Emerald@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Musk store
don’t give him ideas
CuttingBoard@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Will Yankee Candle Company have a delightful smelling implant for me? Hmmm I wonder what Cracker Barrel will come up with. The future is here, and it smells amazing.
allcretansareliars@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
It’s all very well having a Tesla implant, until you stop at a junction and your brain catches fire.
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s fiiiiine, I wouldn’t want a stupid brain chip that’s NOT on fire anyway. Looks much cooler and I bet that’s just how Daddy Elon planned it to be.
tektite@slrpnk.net 5 months ago
It’s ok, there’s still other companies to choose from. Twitter can develop your brain implant instead!
beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Have you considered upgrading to the Ultra Premium Deluxe Version? For just 99.99- a month, you can actually use what you bought!