“here’s a layoff”
Comment on Google employees question execs over 'decline in morale' after blowout earnings
NutWrench@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Company-wide email: “We’ve had our best year EVER and it’s all thanks to YOU!” Me: “Great. Can I have a raise?” Company: “Oh, we can’t afford THAT.”
cornshark@lemmy.world 6 months ago
prole@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Best we can do is a pizza party
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 months ago
We don’t even get those any more.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Best we can do is mass layoffs and a strictly enforced return-to-office policy
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 6 months ago
I wish you were joking.
frezik@midwest.social 6 months ago
“Due to current market conditions . . .” is the line my group has been given. There never seems to be market conditions where the workers get to win.
los_chill@programming.dev 6 months ago
Market conditions for me but not for thee…