Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
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AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 months ago
Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
tastysnacks@programming.dev 6 months ago
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 6 months ago
They leave witnesses.
They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.
CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
Cypher@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well that just makes sense.
Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.