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doingthestuff@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
Comment on Comedy has peaked ladies and gentlemen
doingthestuff@lemmy.world 4 months ago
To be fair, there are naked ladies in the Bible too.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That Song of Solomon is some horny shit.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I love the argument that it’s about the love between god and his followers. Like, nothing against horny deities even ones who fuck their followers, but this interpretation sure does make it sound like the god who demands chastity really wants to fuck you.
frezik@midwest.social 4 months ago
It’s really contrived, too. This argument comes from people who will tell you that you have to use the whole Bible and not read between the lines. Then they have to struggle to find a reason for Song of Solomon to be there when it’s been considered canon for thousands of years.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
The man was fucking 1000+ women according to kings. Lol at the idea they need to hide it
FatTony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Was that the one about them two daughters? I feel so bad for that father. Like couldn’t they have found literally anyone else?!
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 months ago
No it’s an erotic poem actually. Has lines like “her breasts are like twin gazelles”.
FatTony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Nice, I’ll save that line for my girl 😎
snf@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Help me out here, I’m having trouble picturing this. Like… a pair of complete, full-size gazelles? Just fastened to the woman’s torso? If not, which parts?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 months ago
That was Lot fleeing Sodom or Gomorrah or some shit. I mean, if I thought the world was ending and the only person around was my dad, and I was female, goodbye human race okay.
FatTony@lemmy.world 4 months ago
For real, humanity just deservers to die at that point I would figure.