Comment on Google lays off hundreds of 'Core' employees, moves some positions to India and Mexico

• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quick answer this one question.

  You are given a button that upon pressing kills 100,000 people. The button does nothing else.

  Do you press the button?

  source

  • Promethiel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course not. Why would I risk limiting our market share that way? I demonstrate synergy and the ability to run an agile ship by instead outsourcing development of an app charging 1,000,000,000 people $15 monthly for the privilege of pressing the button and posting that they weren’t it this month. Then I press it, because we must make sure our actions align with increasing shareholder value.

    source

    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sir, please wait by the door for your limo straight to the upper crust.

      source
  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And if no, how much money would it take to get you to push the button?

    source
  • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No… No, why would I do something like that?

    source

    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ahh, see you have a conscience. Sorry you’re not billionaire material.

      I would have accepted:

      “Yes, for the mere thrill of it” “Yes, they deserve it” “Yes” “No, that isn’t nearly enough” “Yes, it’s my right”

      source