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Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 days ago
Ok, but before pants, humans wore robes, kilts, loin cloths, all kinds of coverings besides just pants.
Also, fun fact, the reason why it’s called a “pair” of pants is because each pant leg used to be a separate garment; they were held up together at the waist with a belt.
holy_scroller@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Which side does the penis and balls go in?
Dicska@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You assume they both go into the same one.
What’s this both
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Fair. ‘All three’ would have been more correct. Throth.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 days ago
Neither. They go in the codpiece.
Which was a fish
holy_scroller@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
That’s just an exhausting way to live. Toga makes more sense now.
Dookieman12@piefed.social 3 days ago
Having donned a toga several times for Halloween, I can tell you, they’re surprisingly comfortable and delightfully breezy for the undercarriage.
danekrae@lemmy.world 3 days ago
A roughly semicircular cloth, between 12 and 20 feet (3.7 and 6.1 m)!
Exomis or tunic for me.
Noite_Etion@lemmy.world 3 days ago
One ball each side and your penis hangs out as a form of either pride or as a means of intimidating your enemies.