Dookieman12
@Dookieman12@piefed.social
This account is mostly for shitposting. Don’t take anything it says too seriously.
All my OC is created with MS Paint (not Paint 3D). I know how to use “real” photo editing software, but I still prefer Paint for memes; I enjoy how its technical limitations add a problem solving element to the creative process.
I despise ads in nearly all forms. My art aims to offer the viewer a glimpse into how I perceive them. Colors are often inverted because inverted colors are often perceived as being “ugly” and “harsh” and I think all ads are ugly and harsh-looking.
I try not to spend more than 20-30 minutes on any one piece because I think spending any more time than that indicates a certain level of respect for the original source material I don’t wish to convey, and I want my art to have a certain “vandalism” or “graffiti” vibe to it.
- Comment on Oh no 2 weeks ago:
With that caboose, OF seems viable
- Comment on Do you participate in this hobby without a formal IT education or a career in a 2 weeks ago:
Ah, self-taught. The slowest, most difficult way.
- Comment on Do you participate in this hobby without a formal IT education or a career in a 2 weeks ago:
- Buy books
- Read
A “formal education” mostly involves reading a book. These books can be identified, purchaed, and read without enrolling in any course.
I have a whole shelf full of text books for IT degrees and certifications. Despite never enrolling in any classes, amazingly, the books still allowed me to read them.
- Comment on ribbed plastic anchor in brick not holding -- what screw diameter do I need? 2 weeks ago:
Jfc read the fucking instructions
- Comment on Imagine getting a Nobel prize for infecting people with Malaria… 3 weeks ago:
technically. ish.
- Comment on American Nero: Why Trump is trying to burn down the National Academy of Sciences 4 weeks ago:
You’re right, we cant. And yet, we are.
- Comment on The battle of Azincourt 4 weeks ago:
For better or worse, once you put your art out there, it’s no longer your creation anymore; it belongs to the world now. You can’t control what people do with it after that.
- Comment on slskd - auto login 5 weeks ago:
Oh yeah well I have a skidoo in my peeble joiner using a flimflam from doop
- Comment on Homelab Documentation 1 month ago:
I usually open a document and type notes to myself. If I followed documentation, I’ll link it and download an offline copy in case it 404s one day. I also export configurations to csv or json and link those.
Something else would probably be better but it works for me and for what I do.
- Comment on Good summary 1 month ago:
This is like me reading The Great Gatsby in high school. “An asshole throws some parties, then another asshole runs someone over with their car. No one learns anything from this.”
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Hilarious if true. We always used to poke fun at rich kids by saying, “he walks around like he’s got a stick in his ass” so it gives that expression an entirely new, arguably funnier, meaning.
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Having donned a toga several times for Halloween, I can tell you, they’re surprisingly comfortable and delightfully breezy for the undercarriage.
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
There’s a reason they call it “playing the skin flute”
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Gotta save that 12 cents. Profits are only slightly higher than last year’s
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Neither. They go in the codpiece.
- Comment on Gotta keep up with the meta 1 month ago:
It was actually the fact that the people with boats also lived in an area where carbon-rich iron was in the ground all over the place. While other civilizations first needed to discover and perfect metallurgy, Europeans only needed to mine it and work it into shape to have superior weapons and armor than the rest of the world.
Basically, Europe got the best spawn location, used that to gather momentum in the early game, and has been able to preserve that momentum through military dominance throughout the midgame.
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
“Indications of humans wearing pants” doesn’t have to refer to an archeologist finding preserved remains of pants buried in the ground. It could refer to art depicting people wearing pants, writings where people are described as wearing pants, a receipt for the purchase of some pants, or even the discovery of tools that could be used for making pants.
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Probably in their pocket. Before being incorporated into clothing, “pockets” referred to small pouches that were cinched shut and tied to a belt. The term “pickpocket” was created during this time. It was common to use a small, sharp knife to cut and “pick” pockets right off someone’s belt.
- Comment on What a time in history... 1 month ago:
Ok, but before pants, humans wore robes, kilts, loin cloths, all kinds of coverings besides just pants.
Also, fun fact, the reason why it’s called a “pair” of pants is because each pant leg used to be a separate garment; they were held up together at the waist with a belt.
- Comment on LLM on Nintendo DS Lite 1 month ago:
So, even more extra steps for even less functionality, got it.
- Comment on Medieval legal experts inventing the ultimate loophole 1 month ago:
Do you like steak? Most people do.
Imagine someone strapping you down and force feeding you a steak. Under normal circumstances, where you have complete control of your body, you’d probably enjoy that steak very much. But, in a situation where someone else is controlling your body and forcing it on you, you wouldn’t enjoy eating that steak at all.
Now imagine someone strapping you down and force feeding you literal shit. That’s what being raped is like.