Comment on Still wondering why people from Alaska didn't post about the eclipse

• ivanafterall@kbin.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Um, if Missouri doesn't exist, where do YOU think Jesus will return and establish Zion?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It has been foretold in the holy texts that your mother has plenty of room between her legs.

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    • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh, Schnapps

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      • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Mmmm… Peppermint

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  • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The second reform school in a row that my parents abandoned me to was an abusive Baptist one in Missouri. I wish that place were imaginary.

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  • LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Deep underground, near the earth’s where it’s still warm

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Show me

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