listen, you know you want that encyclopedia. imgaine how good it would look. women will swoon at your big books. you know what big books mean.
Comment on periodic tablets
Fizz@lemmy.nz 7 months ago
I’d be more suspicious of a person coming to my door purely just to educate me on cool science things. I wouldn’t be able to shake the feeling that he’s trying to sell me something.
At least with religion I know their game and I know I’m not interested but science that’s interesting.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
troyunrau@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
A man who has big books… has a big… bookshelf.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
and big brains, thats right.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 months ago
They sing a song about the vastness of space and then they start harvesting your organs.
cm0002@lemmy.world 7 months ago
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 months ago
That’s how vampires get in the door. Don’t fall for it.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 7 months ago
No, we use more subtle methods…
(No elaboration shall be provided.)
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d be more suspicious of them telling me life exists on Venus, specifically. Last I heard it was a hot-ass gaseous atmosphere made of acid. My money is still on Europa.
Kase@lemmy.world 7 months ago
EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’d be hella suspicious untill he left while not selling me anything
DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Religion people are trying to sell you stuff too so same difference
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 7 months ago
They spend an hour talking about the possibility of life on Venus then they whip out the vacuum cleaner
slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Better than a set of steak knives. Because that conversation goes very differently.