Lubricant and Soap that tastes like Strawberry. Maybe the future isn’t as bad after all.
Comment on Roku explores taking over HDMI feeds with ads
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Imagine scrolling through the pornhub video that you spent half an hour searching for and then Bam! “Clean those pesky cum filled tities with Downy! Now with strawberry flavor, Downy is the only official pornhub gangbang body odor control soap and lubricant. Get your official pornhub bottle filled at the Costco sample counter today!”
velvetThunder@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 7 months ago
Those kinds of brands would never want to associate their ads with adult content. So instead what you’ll get is ads from scammers or shady business, like “make $600 a day from home”, or “horny MILF in your area”, or "penile enlargement cream ".
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Probably not. I would expect those to come up at 7pm when the kids are back from school watching number blocks…Daddy what is a Milf? Is mommy a milf? Can I get penile enlargement. Fun times ahead!
Clbull@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Or my personal favourite
THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 15 NANOSECONDS
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Daddy, 🥺, I did the leg thing like the lady but I didn’t cum! Can you buy me some cum? Is it like the one our teacher makes in school?