Comment on Jesus, help me! - No!
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months agoJesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
Comment on Jesus, help me! - No!
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months agoJesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.
But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.
jaybone@lemmy.world 7 months ago
He can turn water into wine, couldn’t he just magic the bones into place?