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Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Wait, wait, wait, lemme get this right.

Problem: They were low or revenue. Response: Increase API costs

Problem: API costs are too high Response: People started scrapping Twitter

Problem: People are scrapping the site Response: Make users sign in to view tweets

Problem: People have to sign in to see any ads too Response: Tell companies that if they don’t spend enough on ads they will lose verification.

I mean, what’s next?

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Dark_Blade@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Problem: Brands start leaving Twitter

Solution: Increase the price of Twitter Blue

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- ComeHereOrIHookYou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Problem: Decrease of Twitter Blue subscribers Solution: Sue every other competitor for alleged infringing Twitter’s trade secrets
  
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JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Problem: … Response: Obliterate one of the most established logos and a verb “to tweet”

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- TwilightVulpine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  Problem: My ego still hurts from not getting to use that single letter domain I got 20 years ago.
  
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CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
People wanting a blue checkmark must own a Tesla.

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- Mdotaut801@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I mean I would but they’re all getting recalled :(. Jk. I’d never buy one of those shit boxes.
  
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FourPacketsOfPeanuts@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
What’s next is Elon standing at a red light holding a piece of cardboard telling you to buy Twitter Blue or he’ll key your car

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- BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It’s called X blue now. Because that’s the colour of the… oh.
  
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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she’ll die

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- ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Shut up and swallow another mongoose.
  
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