My wife set the clocks ahead of time, because she knows we’re always late.
We’re always late because she thinks we have to go, because she sets the clocks ahead of time.
I guess she has to make up.
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henfredemars@infosec.pub 3 months ago
My wife prefers the madness of memorizing the offset of the displayed time versus the current time. It’s not even an integer number of hours. It’s just some random value since the last power outage.
bstix@feddit.dk 3 months ago
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
This valueable observation will help you differentiate her from an AI imposter at some point as the AI imposter would get stuck in an infinite loop with this type of behavior.
Serinus@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Might as well start using GMT. At least you’ll get some value out of that.
dantheclamman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I know time is relative but that’s going a bit too far
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My sincere condolences on being married to a mad person.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Perhaps some flowers and chocolate will help?