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• Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fair point. Hey !PatFussy, do you want disgusting shit particles flying all over your house?

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do thanks. I like to keep a nice gloss of poo coating every inch of my bathroom. Is this not normal?

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Normal is overrated

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can closing the lid prevent disgusting shit particles but allow the delicious shit particles?

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hmm. Okay, for a one-time payment of $8,000.00 I’ll pop over and install our patented “Discerning Shitter Filter,” guarantee to let only the tastiest of all shit particles enter your atmosphere

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        civet bean coffee hear we come

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