Comment on Dutch government scrambling to keep ASML in Netherlands

corymbia@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re thinking of ASMR, this is relayed to ASML…two completely unrelated things.

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  • MaggiWuerze@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    When you combine them you get ASM Stereo

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  • flamingos@ukfli.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    To be fair, an ASML engineer explaining some advanced piece of tech would be great ASMR.

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  • corymbia@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, you’re thinking of AMFM, the famous radio station.

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  • bolzolol@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well that was the joke. Tough crowd

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    • DreadPotato@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      All crowds are tough when the jokes are bad

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      • bolzolol@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂

        And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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• bolzolol@feddit.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So I think many of the ASML ladies have migrated to the Netherlands due to them being highly qualified in the area and there seems to be a lack of people who can do it locally.

  I assume whispering in Dutch would just sound horrible and insulting to the ears. I kinda get that they would want to move to France. I imagine French whispering to be more appealing, so they would need to hire less skilled workers from foreign countries.

  The only thing that I still don’t get is why they need a factory for this when it’s such a WFH job.

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• TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, bud. I thought it was funny. In fact, I was gonna make the same joke, but saw you’d had made it first and paid the price lol

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  • corymbia@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks.

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