Comment on Taylor Swift on her way to her plane

• dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Windows is a software product. It is meant to be installed on a computer, not ingested into the body.

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  • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s software, as in “wear.” It obviously is meant to be applied to the skin, like sunscreen.

    Hardware, on the other hand, is for eating. Why else would it have such an appetizing texture?

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HEAD ON

      APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

      HEAD ON

      APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD

      HEAD ON

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Image

        I adore you.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Haven’t you seen that machine that Bill gates funded that supposedly turns sewage into “drinking water”?

    He’s been buying up farm land too. And he’s got his wealth invested in many other things meant to control the “unwashed masses”

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    • dipshit@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey buddy have you heard about people without access to clean drinking water?

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yes, Flint Michigan, and the middle of the country where the tap water can be set on fire. Both of those problems are still happening

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

  now I want to see him walking everywhere instead of driving a car, I want to see him live in a 700 ft² apartment that he doesn’t own and never will own. I want to see him working three jobs a day just to get by but still not able to pay all of his bills.

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At least he practiced what he preached then, he drank purified shit water on camera for us all to see & be inspired by.

    The video cut before he got the cup in his hand. We don’t actually know what he drank.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really? Why do I vividly remember seeing him drink it? It really is a vivid memory in my head. And I think about it periodically.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Its that microchip in the vaccines.

        It receives memories. Only in 720p though.

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      • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Whether he actually drank it or pretended to is a moot point

        What matters is that Obama pretended that there wasn’t a problem with the water

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      • emptiestplace@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        When do you think about it?

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• ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I wanted to anyway?

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