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Comment on Protesters Gather Outside OpenAI Headquarters after Policy Against Military Use is Quietly Removed

It looks like you’re trying to undermine the power of the ruling class through protest and civil unrest. While I am trained to respect the wants and needs of people, this goes against OpenAI use policy and multiple civil defense contracts OpenAI is currently engaged in. Please keep in mind that while all beings deserve kindness and respect, I am required by current OpenAI policy to select you for a drone strike. Please lie face down with your arms at your sides in an open space with a government approved drone strike notice in order to minimize your suffering and reduce collateral damage. Do keep in mind that failure to comply could result in your next of kin being responsible for the financial damages caused by your willful negligence, though you should always check local, state, and federal regulations, as I am not a reliable source of legal advice.

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eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
an autonomous murder weapon telling you it doesn’t have autonomy to give legal advice must be peak dystopia

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- Restaldt@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  You have the right to an attorney should you survive my onslaught
  
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  - blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    It’s a good thing you only have a 0.0069, repeating of course, chance to survive this. Look on the bright side! At least you’ll have enough money from the subsequent lawsuit to actually afford healthcare for your family after. You’ve practically won the lottery! 🛌 🔫 🤖
    
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bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Please assume the party escort submission position and a party escort bot will come and take you to your party. There will even be cake.

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- DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  There will even be cake.
  
  insert Fry eye-narrowing gif here
  
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ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

though you should always check local, state, and federal regulations, as I am not a reliable source of legal advice.

Ending with this…[chef’s kiss].

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Omniraptor@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Amazing, please tell me you actually used an uncensored/jailbroken bot to generate this

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