And it will have whopping 5 apps at launch and 5 more during its lifetime (maybe). You also most likely need a mortgage to buy one.
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jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months agoApple Taste Pro is a white sausage-shaped devices that you shove down your throught and controls your taste buds, olfactory system and controls breathing.
rikudou@lemmings.world 7 months ago
gaterush@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I don’t want to think of what the FaceTime integration would be like…
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
In 2010 we brought you FaceTime. Today, we are proud to announce FleshTime, the new best way to communicate with your loved ones.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
We already have synchronized sex toys
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 months ago
iBreath™ control now available for the low price of $19.99 a month!
Artyom@lemm.ee 7 months ago
It will project a super low-rez image of your tongue for others to see
AtariDump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
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jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
This would actually probably maybe work
Psythik@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Personally I wish someone would make headphones that comes with a wireless “subwoofer” that attaches somewhere to your body and vibrates to the bass. The closest I found to this was the Skullcandy Crusher series. But the motors are in the headphones, which makes them bulky. Still, hardest hitting bass I’ve ever heard in a pair of headphones. It is unfortunate that a more prestigious brand won’t take the concept and evolve it.
quantenzitrone@feddit.de 7 months ago
hey, i have one of those skullcandy headphones
Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Even better I reckon would be to use bone conduction technology like those sports headphones, but attach it up to your sternum.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Checkmate
Klear@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Interesting…