Comment on Appalachian Momma

EtherWhack@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want that barber

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• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want the full song!

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  • TexasDrunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My country and western writing skills are rusty, but here’s a little something in 3/4 time.

    On the porch after dark,

    We had been marked,

    And a thief crept through the night.

    Mawmaw heard a noise,

    Said “Stay behind me boys”,

    And grabbed a roman candle to light,

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    She flung open the door,

    In her night gown and swore,

    At the man who was stealing our tires

    She puffed a Virginia slim,

    Pointed fireworks at him,

    And then proceeded to open fire.

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    Mawmaw you are my hero,

    You ran him off and he’s gone without a trace,

    If he hadn’t turned and fled, he’d be better off dead,

    'cause you’d have burned off his face.

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s got good taste

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wonder what his go-to beer is

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    • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably Hamm’s

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