Comment on How can you drive off a gas station with the hose still connected?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Cinner@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alcoholic? Not playing on the drunken stepdad meme just thinking that’s an alcoholic thing to do.

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  • EatATaco@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Possibly. But throwing that out there is ridiculously presumptuous because you have nothing upon which to base that.

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    • Cinner@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Oops, hah pulled the pump again for the third time chuckles to self”

      (for his sake I hope it was drug or drink)

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude just getting him to remember to close up his garage or truck was hard enough. Fortunately (for him) he spat his sunflower seed shells in there so it was too disgusting to want to rob. Like, he didn’t even spit them in a cup he just gobbed them on the floor. I don’t know how many times we’d roll up and find both his garage and his truck, all the doors wide open and they’d been that way for hours. First few dozen times it’d happened the neighbors were worried, but after that they just ignored it.eyi

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