Comment on What happens to my Corpse if I die in a Forest?

CandleTiger@programming.dev ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

I’m imagining what happens is they organize a giant search party to look for you (thus is not the good kind of fishy party) Eventually they find your corpse and put it in a refrigerator for a long time while your relatives argue with the police about whether you were kidnapped and muttered. Somebody pays for all this, maybe the tax payers, maybe your relatives, I don’t know. Then after all that you finally get to have your expensive funeral but on top of being sad, everybody is frustrated.

I’m thinking, better all around if you just don’t die quite yet because that shit is just awkward.

Gluck auf!

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