So what you’re saying is that you need to make the crime scene interesting so people aren’t frustrated. Got it.
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CandleTiger@programming.dev 8 months ago
I’m imagining what happens is they organize a giant search party to look for you (thus is not the good kind of fishy party) Eventually they find your corpse and put it in a refrigerator for a long time while your relatives argue with the police about whether you were kidnapped and muttered. Somebody pays for all this, maybe the tax payers, maybe your relatives, I don’t know. Then after all that you finally get to have your expensive funeral but on top of being sad, everybody is frustrated.
I’m thinking, better all around if you just don’t die quite yet because that shit is just awkward.
Gluck auf!
teft@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
A tripwire that sets off a bunch of confetti when they find your corpse.
teft@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I prefer the balloon drop. If you use one of those mylar balloons it could last for 30 years and still be full of helium. Just think how it would really perk up some future investigator’s afternoon.
Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
How was your day, dear?
It was… Lovely, actually.
Risk@feddit.uk 8 months ago
What if I yeet myself into a volcano and leave a note explaining?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
No, Mr Frodo! I won’t let you!
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
What happens if I commit suicide by fire? And maybe with a fan to blow away the ashes?
Basically what if there is no body?
yokonzo@lemmy.world 8 months ago
So an incineration to ashes requires something like several sustained hours at 4000⁰, you would basically have to build a pyre
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Otherwise with that fan, you’ll have the entire downwind neighbourhood disappointed there’s not actually a bbq party.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
🎵I didn’t light the pyre🎵
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Isn’t self immolation fairly agonising? I always assumed fire is the worst way to go.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I have no idea tbh, but I did get a 1 inch circular brand about a decade ago, and after the first two seconds or so, I couldn’t feel the heat anymore. Of course by that point my skin was literally boiling. Even before that, I don’t remember the pain being very bad.
catarina@kbin.social 8 months ago
I love the sentiment: "just don't die because it's awkward AF". If "joie de vivre" doesn't make you cling to life, there's always social anxiety even after death 🤣