Comment on The Oldest Surviving Tale Ever Told - RetroFuturista

bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

Long ago, a dark wizard used his power to conjure up Satan himself! Satanos - That’s Latin for Satan. A horrific battle of violence ensued, but the ancient demon was far too powerful. Luckily, a blacksmith heard the Beast’s roars- throwing a horseshoe at the Beast and chipping its tooth. The Devil was drawn back into the fires of Hell, and the dark wizard was totally stoked to be alive. With a long draw of his hash pipe, the wizard sought a way to repay the blacksmith. The blacksmith loved a fair maiden, but in order to gain her affection, he would need a true master’s skill to leave her moist and wanting. The dark wizard fashioned the demon’s tooth into a pick, enabling the blacksmith to play the most masterful of melodies on his lute - Thereby winning the heart of the maiden he loved.

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