The Oldest Surviving Tale Ever Told - RetroFuturista

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• bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Long ago, a dark wizard used his power to conjure up Satan himself! Satanos - That’s Latin for Satan. A horrific battle of violence ensued, but the ancient demon was far too powerful. Luckily, a blacksmith heard the Beast’s roars- throwing a horseshoe at the Beast and chipping its tooth. The Devil was drawn back into the fires of Hell, and the dark wizard was totally stoked to be alive. With a long draw of his hash pipe, the wizard sought a way to repay the blacksmith. The blacksmith loved a fair maiden, but in order to gain her affection, he would need a true master’s skill to leave her moist and wanting. The dark wizard fashioned the demon’s tooth into a pick, enabling the blacksmith to play the most masterful of melodies on his lute - Thereby winning the heart of the maiden he loved.

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  • Whirling_Ashandarei@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again!

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got go watch that movie for like the thousandth time again thank you.

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  • sbv@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny?

    I hadn’t heard of it until now.

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    • bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Totally is, it’s a great movie and you should watch it today 👍

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