Comment on NASA has some explaining to do
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Satan wins again. At this point the Christians have to admit they chose the losing side.
I mean this God of theirs is shit, can’t even get around satellites, didn’t think humans might beat their cocks raw despite seeing it constantly in Human 1.0 (Chimps), or that they might eat fish on a Tuesday or whatever. Even Jesus was fucking a whore and he was God incarnate.
Also God invented Cancer.
hackris@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jesus fucking a prostitute. I’m interested. Never read the bible so I don’t know about it, but I’m curious.
prole@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Mary Magdalene. It’s never explicitly stated, but they were very close.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 months ago
She was just one of His many followers, it’s quite an absurd speculation. Also doesn’t say that she was a prostitute anywhere.
prole@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
True. If only the was more than one story from his life between being a child, and being in his 30s… Oh well I guess we’ll just have to assume he lived as a monk and denied himself of anything pleasurable.
Though I recently learned that there is a book about it, it’s just that it wasn’t chosen to be “canonical,” and therefore means you can ignore it completely? Curiously, Jesus does some really fucked up things in that book, including showing off his powers, and killing people just to bring them back to life.
Who gets to decide that book isn’t true but the rest are?
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
This is an actual Biblical fact, for more details see the documentary The Da Vinci Code.
hackris@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Interesting. Memories from my Christian school are comunig back :'(
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There does seem to be an effort made to get rid of her by the early church followers. Implying that she was a whore could have been a strategy. It’s weird because the Johannine community tried to save her in text. Which would mean it was the Paul crowd that did it and there is not a clear reason why. She would have had little interactions with the Paul community.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Source?