This might be the only satisfying and appropriate conclusion without things getting really somber really fast.
Comment on The only thing keeping us Millennials going at this point
EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 6 months ago
It’s actually just a trap door that when opened spews slime on everyone nearby.
ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On their feet, specifically.
LostWon@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
But… You Can’t Do That On Television.
Decoy321@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I will accept no other possibility.
TheFriar@lemm.ee 6 months ago
This would be the day that I die. And it comes out with some serious force like Katy Perry getting absolutely blasted to the floor? But the person who opens it is some old mayor or something. My entire life would have a point.
rmuk@feddit.uk 6 months ago
The it initiates false vacuum decay. The perfect end.