Comment on Their Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupported

BlackNo1@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn’t get in on the cybernetics business or it’ll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light when you are trying to sleep.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Azal@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Lev_Astov@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Somehow, Microsoft has returned.

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    • OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.

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  • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      Alt+F4

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I have some bad news for you, Elon musk is doing cybernetics business with it’s neuralink

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    • ChewTiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’d take Microsoft shot over anything Musk.

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      • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Same

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• scottywh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not likely for long enough to acclimate …

  Joke’s on you?

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• lando55@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Read this in Scare Tactics voice

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