Not likely for long enough to acclimate …
Joke’s on you?
Comment on Their Bionic Eyes Are Now Obsolete and Unsupported
BlackNo1@lemmy.world 9 months ago
you better start believing in cyberpunk dystopias
YOURE LIVING IN ONE
Not likely for long enough to acclimate …
Joke’s on you?
Read this in Scare Tactics voice
JohnEdwa@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Can’t wait to have to get a mandatory firmware update before my eyes or legs or something like that works again. I just hope Microsoft doesn’t get in on the cybernetics business or it’ll randomly happen while driving on the highway or forcefully fill your vision with blinding light when you are trying to sleep.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 months ago
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Azal@pawb.social 9 months ago
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Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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RGB3x3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Somehow, Microsoft has returned.
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Still might want to practice on a hot dog or something afterwards though.
Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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YoorWeb@lemmy.world 9 months ago
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bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I have some bad news for you, Elon musk is doing cybernetics business with it’s neuralink
ChewTiger@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’d take Microsoft shot over anything Musk.
bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Same