I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
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Gigan@lemmy.world 5 months agoI murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 months ago
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 months ago
Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Yeah, I just wanted to screenshot the part where a guy claimed a woman as a prize for collecting foreskins
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.