Comment on If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months agoYou don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
Comment on If you spent eternity in a fiery pit wouldn't you just get use to being in a fiery pit?
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months agoYou don’t understand. I touched my peepee. I deserve this.
Gigan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I murdered 50 people. But then I found Jesus, so I’m going to heaven. This is fair.
CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’m a member of an uncontacted tribe, and was going to go to heaven for being completely ignorant of Jesus, but now that you told me about him, I’m going to hell if I don’t convert.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 months ago
I literally murdered by son and offered my daughters to be raped by the entire town. I’m going to heaven!
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Biblically accurate incel or something, idk I skipped the book to the end
Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 months ago
Ah you missed out on god sending bears to maul children to death for mocking a man’s hair.