Comment on Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 months agoOh shit, a few minutes to do their job. The fucking horror, wouldn’t want to cut into their being an utter fucking bastard time, where they’re probably harassing a minority or beating their wife.
schmidtster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s public money, why waste it when you could provide it for them.
But argue fallacious points.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 11 months ago
Okay so genius, are the cops going to provide the footage for the person to watch themselves to narrow down the time?
How the fuck do you expect this person to work it out if the ones with access to the evidence to do so refuse to do so?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So when there is a pothole in front of your driveway, you’re going out and filling it in yourself, right? Because why waste the city’s valuable time when you could do it yourself?
schmidtster@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If it’s in your driveway it’s your problem, yes.
Aatube@kbin.social 11 months ago
They said in front. So right after you go out
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, so your excuse is that you’re illiterate?
frezik@midwest.social 11 months ago
Who is “you” in this sentence? I mean, I could probably write security camera software, but I don’t, and have no plans to. I imagine most of the people here are the same.
NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 11 months ago
Because it is their job to do it.
slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 11 months ago
Chain of custody