Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence
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chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 10 months agoNoah seemed like a chill dude. Man liked his drink, for sure. Loved animals…
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Jaded@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Noah brought along mosquitos, the guy is filled with hate
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.
danc4498@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.
letsgo@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).
Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Wasn’t he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.
SlikPikker@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Lot.
And actually, to be “fair” to him, his daughters raped him.
As written it’s not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.
brisk@aussie.zone 10 months ago
As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish
768@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Noah would’ve been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.