But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?
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Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 year agoThat kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Probably not with my diet.
blackbrook@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Plants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”
Narrrz@kbin.social 1 year ago
plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.
lol3droflxp@kbin.social 1 year ago
For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.
Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.
That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 year ago
5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.
lol3droflxp@kbin.social 1 year ago
Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.