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NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That kind of explains why I can’t keep plants alive… I’m traumatizing them so bad they want death.

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  • lol3droflxp@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    For 90% of people it’s watering issues. Mostly overwatering.

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ya, usually I either overwater or forget about it entirely for extended periods of time.

      That’s why I have mainly plastic plants now. Much less fussy.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      5 words: Beer bottle drip feeder attachments.

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      • lol3droflxp@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Drip feeders can in fact be excellent. Unless you’re already the kind of person who will forget about those as well.

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  • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But wouldn’t they be, like, “yum, fertilizer!”?

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    • Eufalconimorph@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not if they have to see that guy with his pants off!

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    • Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably not with my diet.

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      • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Plants: “Eat more phosphorus and potassium!”

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    • Narrrz@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      plants are farming us all for food. playing the long game.

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