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Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby

Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas you from time to time to steal that shit.

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TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?

I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.

Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.

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- DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  BTW that bee you saved was probably a female. Women do all the outdoor work in bee society, the males’ primary job is to fuck the queen. They’re little stay at home sluts.
  
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RQG@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
But they get sugar water back in return.

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neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?

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DroneRights@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
This is fake news. It’s not gassing, it’s stoning. Smoke is weed for bees. We trading drugs for honey. They can leave if they want, cause they can fly.

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nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

steal that shit

That’s just how the bees pay rent.

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