Comment on Maybe ghosts are real, but since they're incorporeal they're unaffected by gravity and get left behind in the void of space

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• BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Their unfortunate fate is to roam across all of space at the maximum possible velocity in perpetuity.

  On the other hand, it all happens in an instant to them.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nah we’re by a catholic cemetery. They definitely have mass. I suggest instead they all fall to the Earth’s Core since learning to ghost fly probably takes more than 80 minutes, and once you’re down in the ghost orgy why leave?

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  • sigh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fall to the Earth’s Core

    we can save them, but I’ll need a rat, a giant nuclear drill train, and a family of orcas

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I coulda sworn there was a fire breathing big mac box too

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• Bebo@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And experience no time.

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• LufyCZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can’t you theoretically just move super fast but across a very small distance? They could just “stay” with the Earth, moving with it as needed, maybe eventually they’d learn to do that automatically as well.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wanna get off Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride.

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