Comment on New evidence confirms COVID-19 vaccines are overwhelmingly safe

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Being a zombie, I no longer need a phone. But my Bill Gates microchip ensures good reception for all around me whose brains I am not eating.

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  • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re very articulate for a zombie

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s the Bill Gates microchip.

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  • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Best of all, the chip also doubles as an electric guitar pedal.

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