Quark: I should’ve listened to my cousin Gaila. He said to me, “Quark, I’ve got one word for you…weapons.” No one ever went broke selling weapons. But did I take his advice? No. And why not? Because I’m a people person. I like interacting with my customers. Like you and I are doing right now. Talking to each other, getting to know one another…
Garak: I can see the attraction…for you.
Quark: But when you’re dealing in weapons, buyers aren’t interested in casual conversation. They just want their merchandise, no questions asked. It’s so impersonal.
Garak: Your charms would be wasted.
Quark: Exactly. So now Gaila owns his own moon, and I’m staring into the abyss. And the worst part is, my only hope for salvation is the Federation.
Infynis@midwest.social 1 year ago
The Grilka episodes show this best. The House of Quark is an honorable one.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Qplah! Glory to the house of Quark! The only one to teach Gowron how to use Microsoft Excel
VindictiveJudge@startrek.website 1 year ago
I love Gowron’s ‘is this really happening?’ face throughout the episode.
Vorticity@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The “Qplah” immediately made me use the right voice for this. Without it I wouldn’t have gotten the right voice at all!